littlefuckinglesbian: anthropwashere: cradletoalpha: professorspork: getoutofmygarden: I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock: 1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits. or 2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.” SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK I Is that a little wristwatch I see? Does it look at it’s wrist and tap it’s round little feetsies impatiently when you’re running late? I want three of these. omgggg

littlefuckinglesbian:

anthropwashere:

cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

I

Is that a little wristwatch I see? Does it look at it’s wrist and tap it’s round little feetsies impatiently when you’re running late?

I want three of these.

omgggg

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